So What'd I Miss...eh eh eh?

Yes, it is true...your eyes do not deceive you: I have returned from the living dead!  Here's what you missed while I was away:

• After Ezio passed away, I was pretty emo
• Shortly after, I had a pretty bad accident to my left hand, which resulted in 17 stitches & a broken pinky
• I rushed into surgery to get a pin implanted, which ensured my bone healed straight
• I recently got the pin removed (it was only temporary) & I am now in physical therapy 2x a week for at least 8-weeks to recuperate 

my left hand, right after the accident

day of surgery

so close to being...

As fun as it was to pretend I was 1/10th Lady Deathstrike (or 1/6th Wolverine), it's been a rough 3 months trying to get acclimated with not using my left hand & once I was able to - reconditioning my hand to function after all of the trauma.  I'm still in physical therapy & working on being in good spirits, but after being away for so long, I really did miss blogging.  But as you can imagine, I could barely shower, nevertheless wearing FASHUNZ clothes, so it's been a rough journey.  Let's list some of things I COULD & COULD NOT do!

Stuff I COULD Do:                                                                    Stuff I COULD NOT Do:
1. Take as many painkillers as I wanted                               1. Take a normal shower
2. Watch an immense amount of Netflix                               2. Put my hand through sleeves
3. Put on eyeliner (I am right-handed)                                   3. Put on contacts
4. Type & text with one hand                                                   4. Submerge my hand in water
5. Travel (with ice)                                                                     5. Type & text with 2 hands
6. Go through airport security                                                 6. Run, exercise, or go to the gym
                                                                                                     7. Extend, flex or bend my hand & fingers
                                                                                                     8. Button my jeans
                                        
Anyway, no more sob stories, but I hope that explains my MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE.  Unfortunately, I did not come back with a different nose or bigger boobs...just the same ol me, but slightly broken, lol.

This past weekend I had a fun little trip with Rye Bread (afterall, I DID get the pin removed, it was time to celebrate!)  Going out deserves a little spiciness to an outfit, but I am OVER tight Herve Leger wanna-be dresses, so a loose top, jean cut-off shorts & a little thigh-highs was my go-to outfit.  Apologies for the gross room lighting. Doesn't it know I have a blog to upkeep? GOSH.

romeo & juliet couture top, american eagle jean shorts, victoria's secret thigh-highs, LAMB heels, gucci watch, hermes bracelet

 

 

Thanks for everyone's well-wishes on Formspring - I know I should have at least written a quick "BRB" note, but I could barely muster up the energy to turn on my computer, so thanks for sticking by me!  MY READERZ ARE DA BEST MANG.

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